Pancake with all the colors of the wind.
i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit
This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
Keep away from fire especially when wearing
my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”
rebloggable by request
Are we just going to ignore the fact that they sent this ask to themselves?
it gives me hope
working on cover letters
Our dog and new kitten are learning to coexist
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.